WTNV AU where Carlos works in a lab in New York City across from an oddities shop called Night Vale. One day after work, Carlos decides he needs to explore the city more and visits the store. Carlos is amazed to see the shop sells everything from human skulls, to Victorian medical equipment, to taxidermic squirrels. He comes out of the store with a sheep’s eyeball in a mason jar and the phone number of the very odd owner of Night Vale, Cecil.
SIGN ME UP
One more shoot… one more shoot and then this hell week is over…
In Irish mythology, the Púca is a mischievous, shapeshifting faerie who would assume a disguise in many forms, including a horse, rabbit, goat, goblin, dog, calf, or donkey. Most commonly, the Púca is disguised as a sleek, black horse, with burning yellow eyes and an untamed, wild mane. It is among the most frightening Faeries is some parts of Ireland, and is said to scatter livestock, break fences, and cause damage to property as well as harm humans. Although It seems to have a bad reputation, If they acquire a liking to a certain human, they will often offer advice and be a generally kind faerie. The origins of the Púca is unknown, but there is some speculation that the name could have origins in Scandinavia, the name being related to “pook” or “puke” meaning “nature spirit”.
Fun fact - My family nickname was based on this spirit. :D
You are wrong.
*angrily hums Rains of Castamere*
So i was thinking about hp headcanons recently, and I remembered I had this one where in the time after the final battle, the Malfoys had to exercise the virtue of sharing with Bellatrix’s wand, which Narcissa had managed to snag off Bella’s body in the aftermath of the battle at Hogwarts (under the guise of a short moment of mourning). They’d argue over it and stuff lol YOUVE HAD IT ALL DAY IT’S MY TURN
This is ofc because the Malfoys are wandless by the end of the series- Lucius’s destroyed by Voldemort, Draco’s was won and
broken by Harry EDIT oops ok I guess Harry just took it but whatever, and Draco lost Narcissa’s to the foefire. And even if they were allowed wands after the war, who would make them new wands? They kept the local wandmaker prisoner in their basement for months so good luck with that and even if there were a less savory wand maker out there, nobody would want to risk being connected to the Malfoy name after the war.
But then again, Bella’s might not work at all for them, since it might actually be Molly’s wand now? idk. If it did work, it would still backfire and screw up every now and then, because if there’s any tiny piece of Bella that should live on, it’d be the part that annoyed the Malfoys.
*laughing so, so hard*
I would pay good money for this to be a sitcom.
Is there a way to get Tumblr to stop recommending blogs/topics?
Because it is REALLY UPSETTING ME they think I am interested in this…
"Fences" by Paramore
Don’t look up just let them think
There’s no place else you’d rather be